Funky Nap

When you eat seafood + dairy followed by anal sex on an air mattress.

Mark: wow, those clams with cream sauce were really fantastic

Brenda: I’m sorry I farted after anal sex, I think the seafood, dairy, and air mattress really worked me up into a frenzy.

Mark: wow, that was a pretty funky nap.

by Legsforgays March 11, 2022

Woke-nap

A) When you take a nap and wake up woke in Elmo's world, b) the time you spend in such a warped reality

Going schlüffen? Be careful not to fall into the woke-nap trap. Woketopia will soon implode.

by Sexydimma March 18, 2022

Mash Nap

Where on masturbates then naps immediately after.

Alex took herself to her bedroom for a quick mash nap.

by Somewhere soon March 27, 2022

bibble napped

bibble napped is when bibble comes to your house in the night and naps you away to fairytopia so the fake brunette ken can suck out your soul.

BREAKING NEWS!: jaime fuller has been taken in the night, police suspect force entry or foul play. she couldve been bibble napped. if you know anything about this case please call 000.

by bibblenapper.com October 6, 2021

Zombie nap

A Zombie nap is when you’re exhausted and fall asleep but when it’s time to wake up you feel worse than you did before you fell asleep.

I took a zombie nap and now I feel horrible.

by Pink Cinnamon October 17, 2021

Ass nap

A comfortable nap on the back side of a large butt female

I could really use a Ass nap from her

by Jraco.Season October 28, 2021

June Napped

Taken, stolen, loved, june napped

You’ve been June Napped

by K two October 31, 2021