Muddle Muscle

1. noun, Triceps Brachii used for the crushing motion in certain cocktails like the sugar in an Old Fashioned or the mint in a Mojito.

Bartender: I made fucking mojitos all day, my muddle muscle's killing me.

by funniestman February 17, 2015

he had no muscle

a guy who thinks he is the shit but has no muscle

he had no muscle. I bet a girl is stronger than him

by im so unknown September 8, 2016

muscles

A being birthed in France with infinte muscles. They tend to hold exceptional table football skills along with extreme sass.

Slut 1: Check out that muscles
Slut 2: Ooooohh sooo sassyyy

by Muscles2muscles February 9, 2018

muscle milk

a handjob from a cheap prostitute

"hey joe i'm gonna go buy some muscle milk from your mom"

by fuck you just post my fucking December 30, 2017

Muscle

Squeezable muscle. Mainly found on the body of mature man.

I don’t care about muscles. I kind of love them, actually.

by dennisvp July 13, 2022

Muscles, Men & Money Machines

Women will flock for this cash. The golden Standard for women.

I need to fuck a Muscles, men & Money machines guy!

by EddieBrock5 June 25, 2025

Muscle Bimbo

A huge, muscular man, takes many supplements, all he wants is to workout, usually very attractive, could be attached to names like, Roberto, Dakotah, Alek, Jack, John.

God Damn, look at that muscle bimbo!

He is so huge!....I know he is a muscle bimbo!

by musclebimblow May 31, 2019