muscle milk

a handjob from a cheap prostitute

"hey joe i'm gonna go buy some muscle milk from your mom"

by fuck you just post my fucking December 31, 2017

Doughnut muscle

Another word for your asshole

She said when I come over I can put it in any hole Including her doughnut muscle

by Mista M.O.B. November 16, 2018

Ratt Muscle

A formerly muscular but now just an old and flabby dude who deep down inside is nothing more than a jealous ass good for nothing snitch. So jealous that he goes to outlandish lengths such as driving by your house after dark like a punk, just to see if there’s anything he can run back and snitch/report on you for.

Was that a side-by-side that just cruised by out front? Yo, it was probably my neighbor again that dudes such a freaking Ratt Muscle!!!

by Jim Leroy January 02, 2024

one muscle

1. a dance invented by the sciupa femmine, denny, and his cock monster affiliate benny
2. its a dance where you hold your one finger in the air and move your hips as if you are having sex, moving only your one muscle

Forget the Electric Slide, come here and see the one muscle!!

by Marinemeatball November 30, 2004

Don't strain any muscles

The response to someone who came up with an idea that requires very little thought.

"I just got this wicked idea to mix vodka with coke! I call it... the vodka-coke!"
"Wow bro, don't strain any muscles"

by Dave-Landon October 06, 2016

Muscle of Might

What many men (particularly fans of Jersey Shore) secretly call their penis. Despite the fact that said penis might be barely two inches long, many of these self-deluded men still believe any woman will instantly drop honey at just a quick sight of the muscle of might.

"Dude, that chick is gonna totally want some of my muscle of might. I bet she's riding me in five minutes."

by GPurvis November 05, 2013

love Muscle

If you have made over 50% of yats from essex squirt then you are a love muscle.

oh my god that guy is such a love muscle.

by MrBarv August 01, 2022