Blind mermaid

When a woman is taking a bath and a man cums in her eyes. Also applicable to a woman sunbathing at the beach.

Malissa was having a bath after a long day at work and john came in and turned her into a blind mermaid.

by Chooch6969 April 12, 2025

AN Mermaid

A woman who’s so fine and her whining so fluid that it feels like she could pull you underwater with one move

We call them AN mermaid because their dance is so hypnotic it feels like they could drag you underwater with one whine

by UltimateLightSkin December 7, 2025

Hit the marmandotz

Bang your colleague's dad

1: How was yestarday dude
2: Not much, but I did manage to hit the marmandotz

by Marmandotz Hitter October 22, 2018

pouring a mermaid into the void

Colloquialism for "this/that doesn't make any sense"

Jordan be pouring a mermaid into the void tryn'a explain modernism to his 9-year-old.

by carnefox October 9, 2020

Jp's Marmarlations 5:55

remember ladies if yo nigga dont act right, he got a homie that will ;)

i cheated on my nigga, in JP'S MARMARLATIONS 5:55 WE TRUST.

by anonymous October 4, 2021

Wine with a mermaid

It means sex.

Hey Karen, let's have wine with a mermaid.

by AgoPTP December 29, 2021

Choking the Mermaid

Pinching the clitoris while urinating

She was choking the mermaid

by The Bard April 23, 2022