peel his muffin cap back blue

the art or cutting a mans dickhead off, preferable with a prison shank seeing how that where this saying came from

peel his muffin cap back blue
peel this motherfuckers muffin cap back blue.

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by smoke weed till ur lungz bleed July 7, 2011

Wet Muffin Party

When a group of testosterone filled hetero or homo men decide out of boredom to jerkoff on a muffin, the last one to blow his wad has to eat the muffin

The guys were bored so they threw a wet muffin party.

by Beefiwiw October 19, 2003

muffins

Delicious personal cakes. They come in many flavors like blueberry and chocolate!

Muffins are good. I ate one.

by Coasterboi April 3, 2008

muffin

A really good bakery item-thing. This is probally the only definition for a edible muffin. (Don't you dare say pussy!) I like to paint muffins.

I was a muffin for Halloween, and some crazy old guy tried to eat me.

by Kirug January 5, 2005

breast muffin

The bruise a woman gets when she attaches a swedish penis pump to her breast and engages in oral activities.

After my daughter was born, my wife was known to have a breast muffin or two.

by Chris M. Thompson September 12, 2005

muffin-top

Muffin-top: When someone's fat spills out of their tight, or too low cut for their figure pants and hangs over the sides like a muffin. This phenomema usually occurs in tandem with what is supposed to be a belly shirt, but becomes a reason for someone else to start a diet.

That muffin-top over there makes me wanna puke...I think I wanna go to the gym today.

by Big Biotch April 19, 2006

muffin bush

Abbreviation phrase for: "motherfucking bullshit"

Phil always says he is studying for school, but since he is promiscuous, we all know his story if muffin bush.

by TomBeer April 9, 2007