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Muffin Game

This game is played by 2 Or more males, for this game you need: a Muffin, 2 Or more Idiots, and a place your mom wont catch you in. Instructions: place a muffin on the floor, then pull out your 2 millimetre defeater and stand around the muffin. then on the count of 3 you all start to jerk on the muffin. last one to Cum, eats the muffin
Person 1: wanna play the muffin game?
Person 2: sure, let me ask Jacob and Mack too
by Daddy DenPi March 10, 2022
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Shady muffin

A shady muffin is someone you can find in the dodgey end of town. Some one who wears his hat at a bit of a cheeky angle. You generally find them in dark corners, alleys, etc. and want to avoid contact at ALL cost.
"Have you been down to Bristol St?"

"Yes, but not the dodgey end. There's a bit of a shady muffin who loafs around the sudway."
by zaqdaq January 4, 2009
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Sketch-Muffin

A very sketchy person. One who does sketchy things or acts in a sketchy manner- a sketch.

Coined at Carrboro High School in 2009 by the Quiz Bowl team when a sketchy member brought three small, highly suspect blueberry muffins that potentially contained marijuana. They were later sold to the general public.
That dude came to school high as a kite. What a sketch-muffin.

That couple has been in that janitor's closet for 15 minutes. They are two sketch-muffins.

This man is a sketch-muffin as he has not bathed in three weeks and smells like vomit.
by superbran December 27, 2010
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sloth-muffin

This name is used for a person who is not only lazy but hairy as well. They have dry skin and are usually very fat and lumpy! Not only that they smell like an infected vagina and are told this numerous times over. They suffer from a rare disease where they are always hungry.
Alexia is such a sloth-muffin she smells so bad, she has dry skin and is fat as well!
by Anonymous.but.hot July 24, 2015
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Apology Muffin

It didn't work out but at least I got an apology muffin.
by Yousmelllikewrong August 7, 2014
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Muffin Slider

When two girls rub their pussy’s together.
Dude, Jo is a real muffin slider.

From Libby: I muffin slided Becky last night and it was orgasmic.
by DankeyKong420 October 14, 2017
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tummy muffin

Used when referring to sledding on your stomach.
I went sledding on my tummy muffin.
by Dave Jenson November 9, 2007
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