by JB £! May 09, 2010
Food that will smell bad as it rots (e. g. tuna fish) intentionally left hidden where it will bother and confuse someone.
“I threaten to nail my obnoxious neighbor with a tuna monster at least once a month.”
“I left a tuna monster for my former roommate- inside the curtain rods and down inside the holes in the floor where the old-school radiators used to be!”
“I left a tuna monster for my former roommate- inside the curtain rods and down inside the holes in the floor where the old-school radiators used to be!”
by s22901 February 03, 2018
Toilet monster is a mysterious man who have keys to every home, comes in the middle of the night when everyone sleeps, shits in their toilet, then takes a shower and leaves. The only way to catch him: when he leaves he never wears underwear beneath his clothes!! (If you catch somebody late night, leaving your house after taking a dump and you undress him and he have underwear on him, it is just an ordinary pervert so let him go!)
Man, my water-pipe broke in my flat, luckily my neighbour gave me their keys to watch the house while they are on the vacation. I will be such a toilet monster.
Peter Griffin was such a toilet monster when he found out Cleaveland's house is empty.
Peter Griffin was such a toilet monster when he found out Cleaveland's house is empty.
by chinesemassage.mt December 18, 2018
When one has too much red wine, and lips are stained purple, and begins to spill secrets and shouting absurd statements resulting in awkward moments and/ or laughs. A hangover usually occurs the following day.
"Man, Lisa sure was a wine monster last night when she said Kate and Jack should get back together in front of Jack and his friends."
"Hey Dave, I heard you were a wine monster last night."
"Yeah, I was so drunk and falling all over the place."
"Hey Dave, I heard you were a wine monster last night."
"Yeah, I was so drunk and falling all over the place."
by OriginalWino March 12, 2010
a very hot guy who you are practically in love with. he usually is the love of your life, even if he does not know it. however he can just be a crush.
A: i have a new hottness monster, Jim on the football team
B: wow, and i thought that i was wishy washy! i guess i am just jealous that i am not in love too...
B: wow, and i thought that i was wishy washy! i guess i am just jealous that i am not in love too...
by ary_luv March 06, 2009
A fat man that comes out from under your bed and "jiggles" his jelly rolls around (He typically harasses your private parts). After he finnishes his ceromony, he then runs away and climbes underneath another person's bed for the next person to get spooked.
by Dicklepickle101 June 16, 2017
A fancy word for jealousy.
by Chut up May 15, 2007