Gone monk

Completely abstaining from all sexual activity, including masturbating or any physical contact

He's gone monk, won't even go on a date after his last relationship

by danglyballzjohn September 2, 2023

Double Monking

When you use each hand to feed a calico cat, cat treats

“Dude! Did you see Lola Double Monking at the pet shelter?”

by Lilac Petal July 23, 2022

The mentality one has to use to win low elo league of legends games.

Ogima starting using the "monk mentality" to win his lane and carry the game.

by Ogima October 31, 2023

by Valk99 June 30, 2021

Rhyming slang for spunk (gentlemans relish) and also a drinking establishment in South West England.

Mark - 'OOhhh AAhhh that feels so good, I am so close right now, where do you want me to come?'

Emma - 'Come on big boy, just Salty Monk on my face'

by AliUK September 16, 2010

A very good gorilla tag player that cannot be beat . Vr._.monke is the best there is at gorilla tag

Oh no it’s vr._.monke we need to leave . Agreed everyone leave

by Vr._.monke February 25, 2022

The hot water heater is broken, can I borrow enough warm water so my daughters can wash their monk-monks for school?

by rockiew August 8, 2006