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Jizz monger

originated in 5 century taipan
someone who hoards their jizz and refuses to unload on someone unless their deemed "worthy"
joey :"that guy wouldnt fuck my sister cos shes retarded"
Dave : "jizz monger"
by squarepusher December 17, 2003
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Mongolian Psycho

A person of Mongolian descent that tries to kill a household pet such as a rabbit, dog, bird, or even sometimes small children for game. They may use the meat in Oriental foods.
I went over to Chong's house yesterday and ate his home made Mongolian Beef. It tasted just like Little Jimmy next door, I'm suspecting he may be a Mongolian Psycho.
by StraightGuy January 12, 2009
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Ass monger

Someone who mongs for ass
Nickopo became an Ass monger on 90/1/03
by Ikarasu September 1, 2003
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Queer Monger

One who desperately hunts queers (homosexual males of the homo sapien species) in a desire to forcibly insert his penis (the human males genitalia) in the queer's anus (the hole used for defecation). The queer monger will then refuse to share his new fuck post with anyone and keep it (because queers are objects of amusment, not humans) all to him (or her if a strap- on is involved) or herself. They will protect their new diddling hole to the point of raping and decapitating any would be invaders on their territory. Avoid this dangerous creature at all costs, because they will try to use their mongering on heterosexuals ass well if in the mood.
Stay away from that Alex Peacock little Timmy. He's a Queer Monger!
by Rick Maher August 10, 2007
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Mongolier

Title.

A position of royalty in utter foolishness. i.e. for a Jester to becomg King.
For George W. Bush to not remain president would be less than Mongolier.
by the_ultraplanarian December 6, 2004
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mongolian handcuffs

taking a six pack that is attached by plastic rings, removing one beer by means of "shot gunning" it, and subsequently placing your wrist through the empty ring, thereby having one hand cuffed by the five remaining beers.
Dude, we should pretend to be mongolians, wearing mongolian handcuffs by putting our hand in an empty beer ring from a six pack
by mongolian champion October 8, 2010
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monglish

The man who tries to speak Mongolian and English
Haha, that guy is talking Monglish well
by Palchuhai October 7, 2016
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