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moisty mother

Me after I’m done with ur mom. Originated from the Fortnite city “Moisty Mire
Let’s land at moisty mother!
by TWilly8 March 13, 2018
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Moist Bitch

Quit being a bitch ass bitch you moist bitch!
by FoondartFreddie January 22, 2019
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Moist Pirouette

When A Man Or Woman Gets Cream-pied By At Least 5 People, Then Performs The Pirouette

Can Be Enhanced By Using A Tazer Close To The End Of The Pirouette.
Billy: Hey Sally, You Ever Try The "Moist Pirouette"?
Sally: No, But I've Heard It's Like Spinning With A Blanket On.
Jeff: You Guys Are Weird.
Billy & Sally: Shut Up Jeff.
by I’m A Transgender Pansexual December 15, 2020
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Moises Moment

A "Moises Moment" is a moment where you just do something so stupid you wonder how you've lived this long.
"Bro I just pulled a Moises Moment" "What happened" "I was drinking my coffee and thought it was gross so I dumped it out on the floor instead of the sink" "Fucking idiot"
by MoisesHtr2005 May 18, 2021
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moist towelette

by bookbonerpoop June 4, 2021
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Moisturizing

The act of using a ziplock bag, to pipe ones own cum into ass hole. This usually leads to being depressed, or having a lack luster life.
Hey Jaydon want to Game tonight? No Johnny Ive been moisturizing! Kinda feel like being a soggy pillow tonight.
by MoistUncle August 17, 2021
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Moist Noodle

Moist Noodle is the act of using a turkey baster to fill ones rectum with sunflower seed oil before sitting on someones lap and allowing the oil to seep out and make the bottoms noodle moist unexpectedly.
Haa, check that out Timmy, I just gave the mall Santa a 'Moist Noodle' and now he has to ho change his trousers, KEKW!
by BanJayce February 15, 2022
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