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West Virginia Coal Miner

After having anal sex with your sister you pull out and then proceed to shit in her mouth. After that she proceeds to give you head until you bust in her mouth. You then make out and scoop all the shit out of her mouth with your tounge.
I tell you what Rufus, my sister gives a good "West Virginia Coal miner". Next time your sister gets real horny try it.. youll love it!
by Nick E October 24, 2007
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Chilean Miner

A sexual situation akin to rescuing the trapped Chilean miners, where three holes were drilled.
Dude, at the PKE frat party rager Nick, Kregg and Tony took Alana upstairs and all three gave her the Chilean Miner!
by al cane November 6, 2010
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Milker

A sexually active woman that enjoys sex and taking the virginity of high school boys.
Tristan Connor is a total milker. Did you hear about Wash and Sayiid both losing their cherries to her?
by MagicManMike November 4, 2009
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MINCER

A term used for someone who does things half arsed. Not using their full potential leaving others to fix their mistakes.
"Hey that guy Aaron is a total Mincer"

"Lorraine had to pick up jobs at work because Holly was being a Mincer"
by BIggestCookInEurope January 17, 2021
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Miner's Law

The Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson SCOTUS confirmation hearings mark the moment at which "Miner's Law" about child porn, becomes a part of the public conversation.

See the clip from Michael Knowles' podcast, What is a woman? Episode 970, at 18:40.

When browsing on the internet, it's trivial to download thousands and thousands of illegal images with the click of a finger. KHJ acknowledges this, showing that she understands Miner's Law :

"All internet content aspires to the condition of pornography; all pornography aspires to the condition of child pornography; therefore all internet content aspires to the condition of child pornography."

It's part of the essential dynamic of the internet to infantilize and make pedophiles of us all; KBJ understands this; the conservatives do not.
Everybody with a few images on their computer gave a sigh of relief at hearing Ketanji Brown Jackson articulate how EASY IT IS to accidentally collect inappropriate images -- totally by accident! -- while browsing the net. FINALLY, someone who understands "Miner's Law." There's not really any daylight between innocently sitting down at a computer . . . and sitting down at a computer to intentionally download Kiddy-Porn. The computer forces me to do it, basicly. Only a high-horse, pedophile-hating, moralistic goofus like Jim Jordan would hold that against me. Further mealy-mouthed self-serving, abjuring-of-agency language.
by Didaskalos March 24, 2022
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Dusty Manker

Hey, I'll be right back, I need to go drop a dusty manker.
by Franze Fartinan October 15, 2008
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Chud-mincer

Comedy Weapon; an empty bottle of vodka wrapped in barbed wire. Most commonly found near the Glasgow area of Scotland; used for social events, weddings, barfights, funerals..
"I'm gonna smash his car wi' a fockn..Chud-mincer!"
by MC Buff mah dome March 25, 2009
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