Melty Cunt

An individual who is an idiot, retard, weapon, belter, twat, melt and cunt all wrapped into one.

Did you see Sean the other day? What a Melty Cunt!

He was all over every single girl last night, like a serial sex pest, groping and grinding and not getting anywhere with it, felt the pain off every single girl, what a Melty Cunt!

by Curtisa88 October 25, 2024

Matty P

The Worst Lighting Board operator to have ever exsisted

"Oh god its matty p, i bet hes wasting his university money doing a engineering degree"

by Chloe :3 November 26, 2024

Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler)

A convicted pedophile who dresses as a clown and works at mcdonalds because likes little boys and touches them furiously and sexually 24/7, also has a habit of putting his tiny dick in other people's mcflurry and has a pubic hair that is shaped like a afro hair.

Disclaimer no children was harassed in the writing of this definition of Matty D (AKA Kid fiddler) who by says fiddle me deez nutz

by Rick gamer aka lynx January 27, 2024

Meaty mouth

When someone has a lot of excuses

Person: hey I can’t fit all of this my jaw is going to hurt.

Response : quit being a meaty mouth and shove it in there

by D33pthr0@t69lol February 2, 2024

Matty

When a hockey player scores 3 goals in one game. Previously referred to as hat trick.

Wow he just scored his third goal for a Matty.

by Elkys words February 18, 2024

Matty B. R

This INFANT SPECIES is probably Asian and watches Skibidi Toilet. He's a bit above average height-wise and probably plays some kind of sport, preferably baseball(but he SUCKS at soccer. Like, even Pierce the skinny Chinese kid can get past him, like shit tragic new patek hop in the v automatic with his mum) He is always selling and he likes his cousin that he said gyatt to one time while some friends were visiting, ALSO he incarcerated my new born parakeets achilles tendon and then turned me into Hakeem Olajuwon and gave me a career ending injury.

"Tyrone: Imagine being Matty B. R? COULD NEVER BE ME!"
"Bharot: Actually I like my cousin too so #relatable."

by mr shwarma December 20, 2023

Matty

Will likely projectile poo in your closet.

Matty has a dead cat.

by Adam Cole bay bay December 26, 2023