Teacher: "So, 2(9+x)=27, so ..."
Student 1: "NNNNNGGHHHH"
Student 2: "The fuck"
Student 3: "Dont question it, she has a math fetish"
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Student 2: "The fuck"
Student 3: "Dont question it, she has a math fetish"
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person1: "My parents won't let me do further tho, they think its for dumb people aiyaaaaaa"
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person1: "My parents won't let me do further tho, they think its for dumb people aiyaaaaaa"
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i am currently writing this whilst raging at maths revision.
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