sloth-muffin

This name is used for a person who is not only lazy but hairy as well. They have dry skin and are usually very fat and lumpy! Not only that they smell like an infected vagina and are told this numerous times over. They suffer from a rare disease where they are always hungry.
Alexia is such a sloth-muffin she smells so bad, she has dry skin and is fat as well!
by Anonymous.but.hot July 08, 2015
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Muffin pussy

When your FUPA and your muffin top meet and create an alternate usable crevice
I was banging Kim last night and accidentally glazed her muffin pussy
by 47thumper October 03, 2019
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cheeky muffin

When your muffins get too frisky in the oven.
You should always be afraid of a cheeky muffin
by EmoPunkRocker May 03, 2016
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cheeky muffin

When your muffins get a little too frisky in the oven.
¨Brennon is such a cheeky muffin¨
by EmoPunkRocker April 06, 2016
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The Muffin Man

A truly sinaster man. Often found roaming at the times of 12 and 3am. He lives under an elevator and his diet consists of pussy and Busch light. Friends with Andy Rush as they often listen to Pink Floyd songs together. Buttholes and heroin and a rusty trumbone. Do you know the muffin man that lives on Drury Lane?
Oh yeah me and the muffin man were chillin the other night on the and made a killer grilled cheese.
by Geoffrey long dong giraffe October 10, 2017
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Birthday Muffin

To bake a muffin then ejaculate on it and then throwing it at the face of the recipient, while exclaiming "MAKE A WISH!!"
I waited several hours to give my mom the birthday muffin i made her.
by June & Legik December 02, 2010
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Squashed muffins

Used as an insult for a girl who is flat

Is very offensive
Boy:”wow she has some squashed muffins
Girl:”Bitch wtf
by Gduashxhwi June 11, 2020
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