link jerking

The practice of making someone go to your website just to go to some other website.

Go to cnn.com and we will provide you the link to Google. You've just been a victim of link jerking.

by Strausy November 12, 2009

link

Short for "Otto link." A very popular jazz saxophone mouthpiece made out of metal. Some of the most sought after links are the Florida and New York vintage models. It is not uncommon to see the starting price for links on ebay at $500 or more.

-Dude 1: "I like your sound."
-Dude 2: "Thanks man. I just dropped $800 on this pimpin Florida link mouthpiece. Total vintage. I completed depleted my savings account, but wtf, who cares!!

by bootysaxlick January 12, 2014

sink a link

take a crap

Thanks for having me over for dinner. Can I use your bathroom? I need to sink a link.

by Lucky Louie August 12, 2008

Twinky Link

When you cream in a girls ass and watch them shit it out.

1. I cant wait to give the ol' lady a Twinky Link. 2. Dammit Issac Newton why'd you give my ol 'lady the twinky link.

by LegendKiller23 May 10, 2023

Link

When u wanna meet up or hookup

1 yo u tryna link

Nah I’m good

2 yo u tryna link

Sure when and where

by Imwiturgirlrn July 27, 2022

Hillshire Hot Link

When a man jacks-off in the shower with scalding hot water raining on his penis

My penis flesh is peeling off because I tried giving myself a Hillshire Hot Link last night

by pringleschips December 28, 2015

fetus link

when two small children, who are so small and young that they can be also classified as 'fetuses', participate in pre-pubic sex. This could be any small child who has not hit puberty yet.

"I heard Nancy lets her kids fetus link in the basement." -nancy's neighbor

Charlie: "Mom, can I spend the night at carly's house?"
Mom: "as long as you don't fetus link!"

by Mark Tang June 12, 2008