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Con Lag

When a Connection Interrupted message appears in any Call Of Duty game.
"Ah man i'm getting con lag"
by Decas March 19, 2008
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Alternating lag

Rare but really annoying form of lag, it gives you anywhere from 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of freeze, and then flips to 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of decent FPS.
So, I have half a second to run away from these blazes, before it freezes me for 1.5 seconds, to so I DON'T experience to full fun of running away from blazes... FUCK YOU TO HELL, Alternating lag!
by Itz Rob August 27, 2016
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Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag

ENSUES after a redeye flight

Stages of Redeye Zombification :

1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability

6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation

Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.
I really wanna Go out tonight, but that “Zombie Redeye Jet Lag” got me feeling some type of way !
by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025
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Mr. I Lagged

That one dumbass who always says he lagged.
Mr. IL: wow I’ve lagged
A: Okay Mr. I lagged
by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz May 22, 2023
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Tag Lag

experiencing a slow or delayed response form outlook when tagging an email.
"Where did that email just go? I tagged it and now its gone. It must be due to Tag Lag"
by Scheduling March 6, 2024
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Soul-lag

–noun
a temporary disruption of the body's normal biological rhythms after at least 24 hours without sleep dancing to 100 mph soul records.
Following last nights 12 hour soul extravaganza I spent the next few days with soul-lag.
by Soulgirl March 6, 2009
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Horror Lag Spike

The random quick spike of lag one witnesses at a random point in a horror related game.

Which often indicates the game loading in something that will kill or chase the player.
You never want to see a Horror Lag Spike in games.
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