Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia

An alternative to the saying, “you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”.

Since Chernobyl is a highly radioactive area...death is certain if you remain there for too long.
-Leading a Horse to water in Soviet Russia- Example Below for better use and help to understand old proverb...

American: “here we say you can lead a horse to water, but you can’t get him to drink”
Russian: “in Soviet Russia they used to say something like that too! Except it went... you can lead a horse to water, but you can also lead your horse to Chernobyl! And then you’re both fucked!”
American: “cold world huh”
Russian: “nope just Siberian Winter”
-Leading a Horse to Water in Soviet Russia-

by Smoke and Fork Banger’s Club November 7, 2018

Landing strip

A thing rectangular shape cut into the pubic hair of your lower region

I didn’t need directions to her pussy the landing strip directed me right away

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Landing strip

A landing strip is a pubic hair style which can be used by any gender but mostly worn by women of female identifying people.

You're gonna get waxed today?

Yeah.

Gonna rip everything off?

No I'm gonna leave a landing strip.

by Justaweirdteentbh February 27, 2019

Landing pad

Dating someone because you need somewhere to crash.

I'm staying with Claire.

That girl's a whackjob, dude.

I know but I need a landing pad.

by Shuaman June 27, 2019

Laying A Cable

What young people do to old people before they've paid any tax.

Oh, hello Young man/lady; are you laying a cable?

by Mad Dan (Leicester) August 18, 2019

Lamington Drive

doing coke on a black girls ass - then having anal sex

emptied the bag on her ass and went for a lamington drive

by ^^!$#@ October 11, 2019

ladding

the act of playing borderlands with your lads

Let's go ladding!

by arvoss November 2, 2019