Bet Lag

The phenomenon that occurs when the losing party of a bet repeatedly forgets to grant the winning party its winnings due to apparent "memory loss".

Bet Winner: Do you have my 5 bucks today?

Bet Loser: Sorry, it's in my other wallet. Tomorrow for sure

Bet Winner: Damn, you have some serious bet lag!

by lagmaster69 October 14, 2011

Fake lag

When someone claims to lag in a video game just to hide their terrible skills

Adrian has fake lag because he always messes up in video games

by Walking ralrus December 2, 2018

lag (dev)

lag is an extremely sexy developer who has worked on multiple things such as redited, cs3, spotify skipper, blatzarsoft and nice-http.

he works on cs3 with cloudburst and blue, who join forces like the power rangers in order to deliver the best movie streaming experience.

lag (dev) is an extremely sexy mobile app developer.

by TotallyNotJpants October 15, 2022

Lag

The worst thing ever. Lag is as ugly as trump's balls.

Guy: My game is laggy
Guy #2: Then grab some bleach.
Guy: Ok!

by Shrekt738 December 2, 2016

Slang lagged

When someone's slang is 5 years behind and if they encounter modern slang they will proceed to misuse it and as often as possible. Usually found in sheltered/homeschooled kids, but not always.

Person 1: "Hey did you see Kevin? He was flossing and get this, he thought he was being cool!"
Person 2: "Rip bozo so slang lagged"

by BanHydrogenDioxide August 24, 2022

shoot lag

A sort of jet lag like feeling after continuously shooting a film

I’m shoot lagged after the last filming schedule

by Hukkunamatata August 15, 2025

Alternating lag

Rare but really annoying form of lag, it gives you anywhere from 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of freeze, and then flips to 0.5 to 1.5 seconds of decent FPS.

So, I have half a second to run away from these blazes, before it freezes me for 1.5 seconds, to so I DON'T experience to full fun of running away from blazes... FUCK YOU TO HELL, Alternating lag!

by Itz Rob August 27, 2016