pud knucker

A pud knucker is someone who never leaves their house. They bearly get any social interaction and the internet is their only friend.

"Bob never goes out to party, he's turning into a real pud knucker".

by Phucker January 27, 2007

Cock knocker

Using your cock to knock on the forehead of a sleeping person to wake them up, resembling a door knocker.

Mike and Todd used the cock knocker to wake up their spouses after a night of partying.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

cock knocker

Someone who knocks there cock.

Omfg, Jojo his cock knocked by a cock knocker!!!!!

by Daniel and Higor (aka Igor) October 21, 2003

cock knocker

like ringing the door bell but your balls do the ringing and your cock does the knockin'

he grabbed his cock knocker till his balls rang"ding dong"

by pchmaint January 5, 2006

cock-knocker-monkey-sniffer

When Will Denney flashes someone his ass cheeks while masturbating to ebony porn. While he does this, Grace is shoving a dildo up his bellybutton and tickles him.

Fuck, I just got cock-knocker-monkey-sniffer. Im crying deep inside.

by poop sack December 12, 2010

fart knocker

When you screw a girl in the ass and she has a fart waiting so you are knocking on her fart.

you did her in the ass

ya man it was awesome

w/e your a fart knocker.

by Ryan Daigle April 27, 2008

Kracker

The way in which a person is able to act completely different than others of another race. Nieve and "TOTALLY" unaware of the obvious.

Good God, how can someone so cute be such a dumb Kracker ass, You are the whitest white person I know.

by HEHEHE1 October 24, 2006