kelley

The definition of sexy, hott, gorgeous, the list goes on. Is one of the best and most amazing people you will ever meet and know. Can get downn on the dance floor, or just about anywhere else. And is far from a nerd or loser.

Damn, I wish I was a kelley.

by smartzz October 16, 2008

Hellen Keller Match

On such games as Call of Duty 4 and Halo 3, when all players turn thier screens off so that there is no visuals nor audio, so that it mimics how Hellen Keller would play.

Crusty Turbin: Hey want to do a Micheal Meyers match?

Bud the Unicorn: Screw that, lets do a Hellen Keller match!

by Bud C. Morgan January 17, 2009

dylan kelly

dylan kelly is a Jesus lovin' actor, musician, and film production enthusiast; who has made appearances on several mtv dating shows, and appeared on KTLA channel 5 morning news in Los Angeles.

girl 1:"did you see dylan kelly on mtv?"

girl 2:"yes, i'm going to kiss him one day..."

by staydivine July 28, 2009

Helen Keller

A drip coffee with 6 add shots. A coffee drink so strong, you can't see or hear anything after imbibing.

Joe: Want a red eye this morning, Bob?
Bob: Nah, give me a Helen Keller! I don't want to see or hear anything at work!!

by jibba_my_nibba December 1, 2010

Machine Gun Kelly

An ugly idiot who makes the worst some of the worst music ever.
Still not worse than Cardio B

Person 1: Dude, Have you heard of Machine Gun Kelly?
Person 2: Yeah, He makes pretty bad music. I prefer Eminem.

by Entity404 October 7, 2020

kelly clarkson

A very talented vocalist with a nice budonkadonk. Kelly has a nice fat ass. Mucho junko in la trunko.

I predict if Kelly Clarkson posed in Playboy, it would be the magazine's hottest issue.

by Mr. Dwayne February 7, 2008

helen keller bj

This is done when you are standing, and a girl is on her knees giving you oral sex. Just before you cum pull you shaft out of her mouth, while at the same time boxing both her ears at the same time. Then finish by exploding into her eyes. When this is done right she should be deaf, blind and feel dumb for letting you do it to her.

I recently became single because i gave my EX Girlfriend the helen keller bj treatment

by iceman marcus November 29, 2009