Your bitch asshole friend who says things just to start arguments. He is a dumb mother fucker who will complain about how he gets bullied all the time. After he is done complaining he will make fun of your friend for being Jewish.
by LiterallyJustCullen October 16, 2022

An absolute bender of a human. Likes wanking off to old men with big nobs. An utter twat who hates the fanny but loves the cock and balls. A tosser who thinks he’s hard, but in actual fact is about as hard as his dipstick when he’s thinking about muff.
by timrahimovic November 20, 2019

Julian is so cute i love him sm. my friends think he is ugly but he’s so sweet and kind. julian makes me feel so happy when i’m around him :))
i luv julian <3
by someone you know :))))( May 26, 2022

The Julian is a rare species and is often found lifting extremely light weights in a gym. On the account of his tiny cock, he always talks about random things like mustard gas and the Missouri government cheese caves.
Why does Julian threaten us with mustard gas?
by Julian can die :) March 25, 2025

by OPG-Clapz January 29, 2021

"Julian," Ranen growled.
"Yeah, baby, it's Julian time." Said Julien
Julian Time is a colloquial term referring to the act of self-pleasure. It humorously borrows its name from the Julian calendar, suggesting an individual's solitary indulgence in personal gratification.
"Yeah, baby, it's Julian time." Said Julien
Julian Time is a colloquial term referring to the act of self-pleasure. It humorously borrows its name from the Julian calendar, suggesting an individual's solitary indulgence in personal gratification.
by BiggieRanen May 31, 2024
