Jose

He’s the best skater there is

Jose is the best skater in sylmar and better than Paxton

by Shake ya booth November 20, 2021

Jose Rodrigo

Name that Word inexplicable even by aliens, meaningless but significant

Jose Rodrigo is not important but it does matter

by anonymous March 9, 2022

Jose Pinetree

Jose Pinetree is a human-being which acts and dresses like a leprechaun. They are usually a bit blind, and enjoy frittata.

Ha! They look like a Jose Pinetree!

by never gonna' give you up March 19, 2022

JOSE PROCK

A very funny boy who is a huge fan of Jose Mourinho
His name was derived from the love he has from jose Mourinho
And prock was derived from his middle name peter, which means rock and added p to the front of rock making prock
That's how the name was made
Jose prock has other nice names
He has names like jose,thiago, Rodriguez etc
But he is mostly regarded or known as jose Santiago amando prock
Jose prock simply means greatness or Greatest

He is the jose prock
No one can be the jose prock

by Jo da Silva March 23, 2022

Jose Cruise

A failed business proposal where customers get to pay to go on "cruises" which are driven by a man named Jose. These cruises allow the passengers to smoke as much weed as they want and venture to any place around the city that they desire.

Andy: Yo i just copped a zip, lets get a jose cruise and smoke the whole thing
Seth: dude are you fucking stupid? Thats going to cost us like $500 with gas being so expensive
Andy: Yeah your right. Who the fuck would pay for that?

by Whoopi/Hafner nems March 24, 2022

Jose

A lonely, jealous, dickless kid, who acts straight but is gay. A “Jose” is often a person who can’t fight because of his weak and scrawny. A “ Jose” is one the biggest pick me boys you will ever meet and is ALWAYS the fakest person around.

Why are you being such a “jose”?

by beastMCGZ March 28, 2022

Marlee's Jose

A twink, usually Mexican.

"Marlee's Jose is a total twink and she is in denial"

by Jesse M! January 31, 2022