jon lester lau

pinakamalupet sa lahat ng malupet

:malupet kaba?
jon lester lau: oo naman

by petmalupet August 28, 2019

jon ebling

The act of taking your friends used condoms and drinking the man milk you squeezed into it.

Did you see what Jon ebling did to dons used condom.

by Ligmaballs86 November 08, 2019

jon hermann

the biggest fag you'll ever find, and has the most ugliest face you've ever seen. Do we like Jon Hermann? No, we don't like a fucking faglord

Hey, are you Jon Hermann? Yeah, I had a huge dick showed up my ass yesterday

by heipådeg69 October 16, 2017

Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

1) A super Pimp
2) A sharp dressed man

1) Here comes a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon
2) Your looking like a Pimp Daddy Jon Jon

by Kermit the crazy March 06, 2018

jon barry

hes a legend in 2k. find him. he played for the the celtics in 92. He is low rated(69 XD) but has 90 3pt. HE IS A GOD. I played a whole game and he never missed a shot.

Who's your greatest nba all time player?
Jon Barry of course, check his 3 pointers

by yes boi yes March 04, 2017

Jon Bovi Monday

Related to Bon Jovi Friday. A Jon Bovi Monday is the Tuesday following a Monday off when, despite it being Tuesday, it sucks like a Monday.

I'm still wrecked from all that drinking I did on Memorial Day. Today is definitely a Jon Bovi Monday.

by RexxxManning June 21, 2017

Mojave Jon

An American who's white ass ain't afraid of the beasts or the out world of unreality. Straight up descendant of the outlaws of the old west. Hard to look at without crying.

That guy looks like he could peel an apple with his eyes. Looks like Mojave Jon.

by Mo-Danglin April 08, 2014