Hookie Jerk

The act of masturbating while playing hookie from other responsibilites (work, parenting, community service, etc...)

The best part of my day off was my "hookie jerk".

I had the day off because of Snowpacalypse 2011, so I had myself a nice long "hookie jerk" sesh.

by MC Fumunda February 21, 2011

circle jerk

A jerk with a crappy accoustic guitar who sits in a circle surrounded by other like-minded people playing the same crappy chord over and over and singing really bad home made lyrics, most commonly found on University Campus' and parks.

Guy 1: Aw dude another Circle Jerk.

Guy 2: When will he realize he sucks ass at guitar?

by Justice Is Raped September 30, 2009

jerk-face

a name for a person who does something stupid and deserves a kick in the face.

Why the fuck did you do that you jerk-face!

by Andre Opez May 22, 2007

jerk-out

When you're supposed to be in the gym, but you don't have the energy or motivation to work out. So instead of working out you jerk it

John: Yo bro wanna go to the gym?
Dan: Nah fam, I think I'll just have a jerk-out day.

by JerkingJerky May 29, 2019

Frosty Jerk

a pronoun double entendre:

1)One jerks off until they go blind and see nothing but white.

2)A Jerk who is Frosted under the influence of a mind altering substance

Everyone made it here but Devin, where is that Frosty Jerk?

by SnootchMcGootch! August 20, 2010

Jerk Driving

When one drives like a jerk.

Friend 1: Dude, this retard was driving all willy neely like. Pissed me off.
Friend : Dude, he was jerk driving.

by Lala5456 December 10, 2010

jerk-a-derk

just another slang term for either jerking yourself off, or getting a hand job.

Jon:yo man, so what'd you do with that girl last huh?

Jake: nuttin too special. just startin makin out and i got a little jerk-a-derk in my car. not too bad i guess.

by J Hernandez February 5, 2007