Jeremy

He is the best and funniest friend you'll ever have. but he doesn't look that good on the outside

Jeremy is the funniest guy i ever met.

by Jamesiskindasus November 29, 2021

Jeremy

Jeremy is a nice guy, he’s funny, cute, sweet and will do anything for the girl he loves. He’ll try to hide that he loves you but it’ll be obvious. He’s not too athletic and is pretty shy around new people. When he’s with his friends however, he wants to be the center of attention! He’s pretty good looking and like to hug. He has nice eyes and good hair. In bed he likes to cuddle. If you have a Jeremy, hold him and never let him go. I’m a jeremy myself.

Person 1 Hey your boyfriend is jeremy?

Person 2 Yea why?
Person 1 he’s lame

Person 2 watch your back bitch
*five days later* *on the news it talks about a person named person 1 who was stabbed to death* *person 2 smirks as she snuggles with jeremy*

by Jeremy ;) November 29, 2021

Jeremy

Jeremy is the dumbest kid in the friend group, doesn't have a life and should technically be called a panda because he's so fucking FAT. (Fun fact: Panda's spend 16 hours of their daily lives eating) Also not unlike a panda, all the dumb fuck does is eat grass the vegetarian shit.

Friend 1: Fuck look at that fat shit.
Friend 2: Classic Jeremy.

by ShutUpJeremyYouDumbVegan December 2, 2021

Jeremy Blanket

When you get so shit faced that you pass out, and someone puts a shirt with pictures of Jez on them on you, like a blanket. They also shit in your mouth.

Wez got so shit faced last night that he wore the Jeremy Blanket!

by partyboy123 December 3, 2021

Ron Jeremy

Brown or poppy purple or sloppy??

The heron named Ron Jeremy poached the fish out of the lake and boiled it in its #bill.

by Fillextra July 10, 2022

Jeremy Van Dyk

The qualities of being gormless however showing exceptional CPM rate

Hey, I heard that intern is like a Jeremy Van Dyk ;)

by Slagfest August 3, 2022

Jeremy

The smartest outgoing loyal honest person who you will have the pleasure to know. If you have a jeremy in your life never let him go , he will defend you when you need him to and always makes himself available if you need him . Just know jeremy is one of a kind and a handsome dude , if you ever let him go you will know it and second chances don’t come easy!

Oh jeremy he is a stand out bloke !

by Mary Kate August 4, 2022