God

A lazy-ass fuck who manages to rule all the laws of the Universe despite his obvious lack of will or energy, being lazy and all (and probably fat).

Father : You smoke drugs, sleep all day and achieve nothing! What do you want to do with your life?!!
Son : Why should I wanna do anything? God doesn’t.

by AlabamaBaby April 7, 2021

God

1.
(in Christianity and other monotheistic religions) the creator and ruler of the universe and source of all moral authority; the supreme being.
synonyms: the Lord, the Almighty, the Creator, the Maker, the Godhead; More
Allah, Jehovah, Yahweh;
(God) the Father, (God) the Son, the Holy Ghost/Spirit, the Holy Trinity;
the Great Spirit, Gitchi Manitou;
humorousthe Man Upstairs
"a gift from God"
2.
(in certain other religions) a superhuman being or spirit worshiped as having power over nature or human fortunes; a deity.
"a moon god"
synonyms: deity, goddess, divine being, celestial being, divinity, immortal, avatar
"sacrifices to appease the gods

God of the universe....The God of all things

by Goodyfact May 4, 2016

God

Is dog bAckwords

God

by OEididiiriekdkjdiekksks February 14, 2019

God

Someone who doesn't exist

I'm atheist I don't belive in god

by Mister Chuckels June 20, 2017

God

An amazing person that will always forgive you even when done wrong. He loves you for who you are and knows more about you than you even know yourself. He will make you day way brighter than anyone could possibly make it and protects you with his love, kindness. And holieness. He loves us forever and always.

God so loved the world that he gave us his one and only son to die on the cross for our sins.

God loves you always.

The haters of God will never win.

by Fireflies November 15, 2017

God

My best guess is Wifi

religious person,"You can't live without god"

by DoubtlessCar0 March 4, 2017

god

shrek

person: you wish you were shrek
donkey: I know

god. is. shrek.

by hardrockcafe1234 December 4, 2019