a person who qualifies as a dick, but is blinded by their own dickieness and usually is found to be talking about themselves and their cock filled day. Moreover, most cock irons also own an ironing board in the shape of a cock, usually this was given to them as a gift from a friend who wanted to remind them how much of a dick they are during everyday ironing. The cock iron also works well for cock shaped shirts which most cock irons have a diverse supply of.
Garry is a huge cock iron, he just blabs on all day, like a big cock. Ya I know last christmas I bought him a cock shapped shirt to go with the cock iron that i bought him for his birthday. Wow thats alot of cock iron.
by laughs at peoples misfourtunes April 15, 2010
An Iron Huskey is a young person (male) wanting to find love. He is usually 12-16 years in age, sandy blonde or black hair, and is looking for love in all the wrong places. He can be found lurking the local pizza joint, or loitering in Wal-Mart Supercenter down the road. He's more than likely got a half mustache and some acne going on. He is to be avioded at all costs.
Girl 1: "Hey, look at that boy. He's pretty cute."
Girl 2: "Dayummmmm chica! Stay away! He's an Iron Huskey!"
Girl 1: "Thanks darling. Wanna make out?"
Girl 2: "Uhm. Sure."
Girl 2: "Dayummmmm chica! Stay away! He's an Iron Huskey!"
Girl 1: "Thanks darling. Wanna make out?"
Girl 2: "Uhm. Sure."
by not an iron huskey April 07, 2010
A colloquialism for semen, indicating it's metallic taste and composition; Usually described using the words "yummy" and "salt"
Man, i was lapping up those Iron Tears last night from my boyfriend. Saltier than usual, but always good.
by Slapnuts Lord June 20, 2019
by Black Lion January 13, 2012
by Snappo April 21, 2008
An individual who hangs out in a gay spa all day and takes cock after cock into his ass without rest and sometimes without lube. Hence the term "Iron Bottom".
The Mayor of Homosassa just passed a law that every spa in their town will host an Iron Bottom 24/7/365.
by ShitFister May 21, 2010
"and I'm Iron Man."
by huntgotgame May 06, 2019