by Dannnnnnn June 22, 2007
The theory that in any given boy band, two of the members are gay for each other. Begun by crazed fangirls . You can see examples of this by going to Youtube and typing in a live performance by a band, and checking the comments. This is followed by name combination.
Boy Band Theory:
Ex1: MCR: Frank Iero+ Gerard way= Freard
Ex2: P!ATD Ryan ross+ Brendon Urie = Rydon
Ex1: MCR: Frank Iero+ Gerard way= Freard
Ex2: P!ATD Ryan ross+ Brendon Urie = Rydon
by Mr.ToeDuck January 16, 2011
Euphumism for "Racism"
by childleash November 01, 2022
A theory which states that a man must keep his personal life (i.e. friends) separate from his relationship side (i.e. girlfriend). Should the two worlds come into contact with each other (by means of his girlfriend becoming friends with his friends), both worlds blow up.
"If Relationship George walks through that door, he will kill Independent George! A George divided against itself, cannot stand!" - George Costanza
by Elmer January 22, 2005
The "Three-Week" theory is a developmental hypothesis stating that any obsession that occurs past the length of three consecutive weeks will become cemented within the personality and manner of the obsessor.
The "Three-Week" theory begins with an individual learning about or re familiarizing themselves with a certain subject. This subject can be a person, place, thing, or idea. The obsessor throws their entire physical, mental, and spiritual selves into the study, following, and application of said subject. While most cases of hardcore obsession cease after a period spanning anywhere from fifteen minutes to two weeks, the obsessors in these cases prolong their obsession to the length of a three-week period. Once this three week period is hit, the obsession has been proven to occupy a small but significant portion of the obsessors brain. At this point, the impact of the obsession will now become long-lasting, or in some cases, permanent. Most obsessors may be aware after the three-week period that their obsession has reached the point of no return, though some obsessors lack the self-awareness to recognize the unnatural nature of their obsession.
The "Three-Week" theory begins with an individual learning about or re familiarizing themselves with a certain subject. This subject can be a person, place, thing, or idea. The obsessor throws their entire physical, mental, and spiritual selves into the study, following, and application of said subject. While most cases of hardcore obsession cease after a period spanning anywhere from fifteen minutes to two weeks, the obsessors in these cases prolong their obsession to the length of a three-week period. Once this three week period is hit, the obsession has been proven to occupy a small but significant portion of the obsessors brain. At this point, the impact of the obsession will now become long-lasting, or in some cases, permanent. Most obsessors may be aware after the three-week period that their obsession has reached the point of no return, though some obsessors lack the self-awareness to recognize the unnatural nature of their obsession.
Friend 1: I can't believe Jennifer's still obsessed with Jacob Sartorius. I thought it was just a joke but it's been three whole weeks.
Friend 2: According to the "Three-Week" theory, there's no stopping her obsession now.
Friend 2: According to the "Three-Week" theory, there's no stopping her obsession now.
by William Bradley Pits May 25, 2021
A theory stating that if two people are into each other, a big romantic gesture works, but if one person isn't into the other, the same gesture comes off serial killer crazy.
by Yangarang April 07, 2016
1) an as-yet-undiscovered theory unifying many scientific field theories into one understanding of how the universe operates
2) something unattainable, much as finding an actual unified field theory has baffled scientists for decades
2) something unattainable, much as finding an actual unified field theory has baffled scientists for decades
Einstein spent the last two decades of his life trying to develop a unified field theory.
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Person 1: John keeps asking Sarah out, but she's not biting.
Person B: She's his unified field theory. Ain't gonna happen.
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Person 1: John keeps asking Sarah out, but she's not biting.
Person B: She's his unified field theory. Ain't gonna happen.
by ChuckChaser69 July 21, 2008