A slimy smelly film that develops in your crotch from sweat and dead skin accumulating after tucking your penis for long periods of time
When I got undressed there was tuck muck in the crevices of my thighs. Or. I tried to give her a bj but that tuck muck was so stinky.
by BarbieVelaryon June 06, 2024
by Olowaseun Olofunketa March 21, 2022
Similar to the penis tuck. The swift tuck you do with your left (or non-dominant hand, leaving dominant hand to shake hands) when you're in public, standing up and have a visible erection.
Typically, thumb (under clothes) at the base of the erect penis and fingers at the head of the penis (over clothes). Then, push wrist down and fingers up. This results in the penis being tucked under the elastic strap of briefs or any such equivalent.
When done in one swift movement (that takes years to master) it appears that you are simply adjusting your pants/getting comfortable/scratching. This can be embarrassing but is better than the visibly erect alternative.
Typically, thumb (under clothes) at the base of the erect penis and fingers at the head of the penis (over clothes). Then, push wrist down and fingers up. This results in the penis being tucked under the elastic strap of briefs or any such equivalent.
When done in one swift movement (that takes years to master) it appears that you are simply adjusting your pants/getting comfortable/scratching. This can be embarrassing but is better than the visibly erect alternative.
Co-worker: "Have you seen the bosses new secretary? She's fucking hot."
Me: "Yeah. When bossman went to introduce us I got so hard I had to perform the one-hand tuck."
Me: "Yeah. When bossman went to introduce us I got so hard I had to perform the one-hand tuck."
by OstracizedElite May 22, 2015
The act of tucking an unexpectedly erect penis behind your jeans or belt to avoid embarrassment in public.
Andrew's penis became hard in math class. To avoid embarrassment, he did a quick tuck-a-roo and walked out of class with a smile on his face.
by EpicHealthBuzz August 23, 2015
by HP128 August 31, 2023