russian rocking chair

When a girl bends over and you repeatedly run at her with your cock

Omg George game me a Russian rocking chair last night and I can barely sit

by Goldenking134 May 11, 2018

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My Chair is wonkey

If your chair is squeaky or wonky the person in your chair has been listening to 1 hour of Shreksophone!

MY CHAIR IS WONKEY!!!!!!

by meow moo October 21, 2019

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chair moving fetish

Fetish - Sexualizing something that is not usually counted sexual. For some people it's moving chairs.

-Look at that weirdo... He always moves chairs around.
-I think he has the chair moving fetish.

by RizuSnek January 14, 2018

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lawn chair dick

When your dick is small and compact when soft but gets much bigger and more useful when hard.

“How big is it?” “I have a lawn chair dick.”

by SilverFox435 February 21, 2021

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Your chair is sexy

Shes down to fuck

you: i have ten cars
her: your chair is sexy ;)
you: alright, cya in my room

by yeetyeetdanielstink November 8, 2019

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A sexual act performed by 2 persons, one person is to lay on the ground with their knees near their head and their anus facing upwards towards the ceiling. The second person progresses to place their anus over person 1, in a scissor like affect. Then person one proceeds to rock their body backwards and forwards, making a rocking motion with their anus, during this process they are also defecating. The faeces from this action is being pressed between the two people, causing the faeces to spread between them, giving a rough "sandy" effect to the friction amongst the people.san

"Jeez that Sandy Rocking Chair yesterday sure made a mess"

"The Sandy Rocking Chair is my favorite after a long day"

by MuntedRandy August 14, 2016

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