I’m cooked

The act of being finished or ruined

“look what my barber did, I’m cooked.”

by Do people even still use this February 26, 2024

I’m a sarcastic cuck

Well, I wouldn’t have said it like that but ok...

Hym “That would have been a good clip. ‘I’m a sarcastic cuck!’ I really need to invest in some video editing softwares. But yeah, I’m sure getting paid by a billionaire to do a less-good job than me is great.”

by Hym Iam October 27, 2022

I’m cooked

Bayron Alexander Abzun Urrutia

I’m cooked bro

by Narno Martinez April 28, 2024

i’m so hungry i could eat Bry Kiddier

A phrase when you’re so hungry you could eat an obscene amount of food

British origin- comes from North east

I’m starving mate- I’m so hungry I could eat Bry Kiddier

by clubbyflappers May 2, 2025

I’m parallel

That orgasmic feeling when you finally get to lie down..whether that be in bed, on the ground, or even just on the floor. All the stress of the day just seeps out of you into the ground, in which you are parallel with.

“Oh baby, it’s about that time. I’m parallel.”

by dontworryitsjustjim November 6, 2020

I’m the one that donated 30 dollars to Yahya btw on the live

Something someone says when they are the #1 fan of someone and would do anything including go broke for someone because they love them sooooooooo much like so much they’re the biggest fans ever cyammon usually this persons name is J*d but I guess it could differ sometimes but not always

Mary: “how?”
Jada Pinkett Smith: “I can help you with that”
“I’m the one that donated 30 dollars to Yahya btw on the live.”

by Robertpaulsonissoamazing March 20, 2021

Basically I’m Gay

The video by Dan Howell that made us collectively smile, cry, and die of happiness

Dan’s Basically I’m Gay video made me cry for 3 hours

by AngelFalls July 20, 2019