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Hot Pockets

When you're walking around in public with weed or other drugs in your pockets.
"Dude, I'm sketching out. I hate walking around with Hot pockets."
by FirstmateJibbs March 21, 2015
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hot pockets

The new competitor to lard buckets.
Please, read the fat content.
by CountCrazy007 June 1, 2005
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Hot Pocketing

Like smoking weed in a car (hot boxing), but when you enclose yourself in a blanket and bake the shit out of it: Hot Pocketing!
Joe: Brrrr, it's freezing out here!
Mike: I know, lets go Hot Pocketing up in this bitch.
by Charles McChuckles October 2, 2009
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hot pockets

When someone gets so obese that "hot pockets," or patches of fat, form on their lower back. The person becomes so plump that these two spots on the back become taught rolls that look like hot pockets - the food.
I finally got hot pockets, I guess I'm ready for Gastric Bypass Surgery now!
by Jasper3 August 3, 2007
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Hot Pocketing

When you go into someones house, casually walk into their bedroom, crawl onto the bed, pull down your pants and take a massive shit between the sheets and fold them back over for your victim to find.
When I got home from work I wanted to just lie down and take a nap, but some asshole had been hot pocketing and my fucking bed was full of shit so I had to spend the afternoon burning my bed instead.
by BreadstickMagician December 8, 2016
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hot pockets

A term used amongst skate boarders or the "extreme" sportman, meaning the burning and often painful sensation when jumping or falling and landing on your heels. It usually tends to hurt in your lower back and heels.
"Eh yo dude, you know when I was jumping over the fence? I just suffered some harsh hot pockets."
by Matthew Wu September 14, 2008
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making hot pockets

a code word having cyber-sex.
EX1

Person 1: well im going to be back latter going to make some hot pockets

Person 2: Dude ur really desperate.

EX2

Person 2: where were you you've been gone for over 3 hours

Person 1: making Hot Pockets

Person 3: Wait how does making hot pockets take 3 hours, i thought u just put them in the sleeve and microwaved them.

Person 1: You have to wait for them to warm up.
by Versedaaron July 2, 2008
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