Holding your sausage hostage

roughing up the suspect.
rub one out.

Instead of holding the sausage hostage, I decided that I'd be roughing up the suspect.

by blotter November 17, 2003

You tryna hold this wood?

Wood as in penis

Penis as in cock
“You tryna hold my cock”

“You tryna clean deez pipes den”

You cheeky bundalengerz you tryna hold this wood? Im marbella steppin’ and wondered if you wanted to come to my party tonight.

by Bolloxolox October 11, 2021

hold onto my mash

hold onto my dick

jerry: “hold onto my mash”

jessica: “no it’s too small”

by ric4rdo October 03, 2021

premarital foot/toe holding

-putting your feet/toes together before marriage (founding members- Clara, Landon; First test subject- Serenity)

me and my boas (boy-uhs) gots to see it through with our premarital foot/toe holding

by GemSparkle1000 November 14, 2021

i cant hold it in anymore

*LG echo ringtone* ya know?

i cant hold it in anymore i just wanna *LG echo ringtone* ya know?

by memer420696969420 May 05, 2021

National Hold Hands Day

On April 14, it is National Hold Hands Day so if anyone comes up to you and grabs your hand say “Happy National Hold Hands Day!

“It’s National Hold Hands Day!”

by Kate Ingles April 12, 2019

Can't Hold My Pack

When you can't handle your own drugs.

Girlfriend: You can never get anything done when you're high, It turns you into someone else.
Me: Are you claiming that I can't hold my pack?
Girlfriend: I'm leaving to mom's for the weekend.

by RobbinRobbie November 08, 2020