poop gun

When your lower colon is fully loaded with 1-3 large fully digested meals and you're ready to fire the unwanted poop (bullets) into the nearest outhouse, toilet, bush, or ladies chest that you can locate.

Tony: Man, my folks took me to the all you can sushi buffet last night for dinner before I had to go meet up with Tina at her apartment. Needless to say my poop gun was fully loaded and I was itching to pull the trigger when I got to her apartment. Fortunately, she let me fire my "browning bullets" right into her chest. Dude, I was so relieved when my poop gun chamber was all empty, but gosh did I cause A LOT of damage to her tits.
Steve: Geez, sounds like a total shitshow! All-you-can-eat-sushi?!! Sounds like you were at least packing an 8 shooter when you got to Tina's place.

by Ambiguousgenitals January 26, 2021

Tommy Gun

An extremley iconic gun used by various organised crime syndicates in the prohibition period, it was created by John T Thompson in 1918.

John: best gun in MotD?

Bill: the tommy gun

by Dons. March 9, 2020

gun launderer

Taking an illegally obtained gun and giving it legitimacy. Giving stolen guns legitimate pedigrees and the proper papers to go along with them. This is a problem in Canada where a gun registry exists

"Bring me a gun and i'll make it legit, I'm a gun launderer. That's how it works my friend"

by Drebin June 24, 2015

Gun Loyalty

Gun Loyalty (Shooter games) - When playing a shooter game, for example Call of Duty, and your play is negatively effected by loyalty to a particular weapon. Your desire to maintain use of this given weapon, even though a preferable alternative is available to you, will end up getting you killed and ruining your kill/death ratio.

When playing COD Black Ops. Player 1 'I keep going down and I'm out of commando ammo but I don't want to change the weapon because I like the commando'

Player 2 'Change that commando now you're suffering from gun loyalty'

by GreatBonter March 4, 2014

Gravy Gun

Another word for a loaded up penis about to reign terror on someone. It's uncomfortable yet rewarding like a Thanksgiving dinner.

I was nervous when Albert pulled out his gravy gun and unloaded on Grandma Betty, but she ended up loving it. We all did.

by SwollenThoughts May 17, 2021

dog gun

Wrong! Meant to be doggun

I said it was wrong. Dog gun.

by Yun to February 9, 2019

Water Gunning

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth and she squirts it back at in through her teeth

"the kids have been out Water Gunning all day."

by Human Palmtree February 1, 2020