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greasepad

a particularly greasy trackpad on a laptop; usually resulting from eating while browsing the web or playing WOW
Jon: Here, use my laptop.
Mike: I'm not touching that thing, just look at that greasepad! Disgusting!
by roflcrazynerd March 11, 2009
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greaterrific

Something that is too spectacular to be either great or terrific alone.
person 1: Did you see the Victoria's Secret fashion show last night?

person 2: Yeah man! That show was greaterrific!
by the g team January 27, 2011
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grease pie

an unhygenic or sweaty vagina. A woman may get a grease pie by participating in vigorous physical activity or simply by being unclean by nature.
"whoa, buddy. Don't chase that one. Maria is Italian, she more than likely has a grease pie"
by thereal89 October 8, 2011
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Grease Presser

A health-conscious person who goes as far as to press their napkin on to their pizza in an attempt to rid it of the top layer of grease-as if this will make their pizza any healthier.
Jeff: Hey,is Logan coming to the party tonight?

Andrew: Nah man,he's a total grease presser.He'll ruin the pizza.

Jeff:That's disgusting,man.
by kbair February 22, 2012
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grease wedge

To take old oil grease from one's car and wedge between their butt cheeks, leaving it there for a few weeks before washing, leaving a nice black stain.
Tommy grease wedges? That's why his ass smelled like gasoline.
by MuthaLuvR April 15, 2014
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grease trap

A neighbourhood or place where greasy and ratchet people all converge. Crack heads, drunken teenagers, drag racers, and kids who linger around the McDicks that is open until midnight or later. Be wary when entering one of these. You may accidentally get sucked into its wormhole of greasiness.
Example #1

Boy: I hate Lynn Valley.

Girl: I love that grease trap #YOLOSWERVE.

Example #2

Girl: Doin' lines at Stacy's.

Boy: No! You can't do lines at that grease trap! Nobody has a hundie there!
by Mama B April 15, 2014
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greatest soccer goal ever

There are a lot of candidates but in general the Maradona second goal to England on 1986 world cup is voted as the best of all time.
The greatest soccer goal ever was made by Maradona at 1986 Soccer World Cup
by akochmer September 7, 2014
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