Gary

The most sexy and high pitched human male in existance
No cookies for you, gary
by Sab-E.R November 19, 2018
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gary

pornstar life be like I suck and fuck all these niggas around I snort cocaine of someone ass
omg Gary is such a good porn star
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gary god love

I love that big black crank in my bum said gary god love
by dickman123456789 October 31, 2022
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Tyler’s cousin (Gary)

This is a word tot ell someone that they are annoying and that they need to shut the fuck up. These are taken into serious matter and are rarely used.
You are Tyler’s cousin (Gary)
by Skibidi toilet November 22, 2023
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Gary

Gary’s are peacemakers and diplomats. They have the solution to every problem, and will encourage people to chat and solve their problems. Even if drama is drawn to them, they will never let it get them down and just get on with it. Gary’s are strong and you should be proud to have one in your life because they will be there for you and save you. Gary’s are funny and will always make you smile and brighten your day. They work hard for people and you should always be grateful instead of taking them for granted.
Gary’s are so romantic and loveable!
by jordanrock2 November 22, 2021
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Gary

Male Karen. Middle aged man, more often than not a white middle- to upper-class cisgender straight male, makes supposed solutions to his problems an inconvenience for others either directly or indirectly. Often mansplains, drives aggressively, is given to fits of rage and swearing. Subset is highly passive aggressive and pouty. Often narcissistic and oblivious. Interrupts and talks over people. Is a terrible listener. Ruminates and catastrophizes. Blatantly cuts in line, even in front of the elderly or disabled. Takes parking stalls which others are already signally for. Notoriously bad driver at all-way stops and traffic circles.

Example:
Gary drowns out the moderate noise of the traffic outside his apartment unit by blasting his stereo at full volume thus actually increasing the noise and disturbing his neighbors. When asked by the neighbor below him if could turn it down a bit he mansplains his logic in which he believes "it will annoy the drivers outside and they will drive more quietly". When the neighbor tries to convince him that that is illogical, counterproductive, and then politely suggests that his behavior is problematic he calls them "stupid cunt" and tells them to "fuck off"! He then slams his door in her face.
Look: that fucking Gary has at least 30 grocery items at the express check-out lane. Hey! Go fuck yourself Gary!!
by kitschyster September 9, 2021
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Gary

what some people call their teachers. especially ones that they are obsessed with romantically
omg guys! I see Gary! GARYYYY
by turntfather May 22, 2018
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