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Gabriel is a intelligent guy, maybe a bit autistic. He likes music, videogames and dick. His dream is to be a magician but his card tricks are basic as fuck. He falls asleep quite fast but when he sleeps soundly he yells german words and raises his right arm. Gabriel has some nazi tendencies as well as daddy issues. Gabriel is good at shooting pistols and loves to talk about it probably because he has no confidence as his dick is as small as a bullet.
It's that creep Gabriel again, be careful don't tell him you are a jew.
Gabriel by qwerty_poiuy January 12, 2023
Gabriel is one of the greatest people you’ll meet. He is smart but it can turn into sarcasm at times. He is short but athletic with brown hair and brown eyes. He is usually extroverted but has that quiet side to him. He is caring and many girls dream of having him. If you like a Gabriel, tell him how you feel, he usually likes you back. Overall Gabriel is one of the greatest people you will ever meet.
Her: wow there goes Gabriel, he looks amazing in his yellow shirt.
His friend: you should ask him out, he surely like you back
Gabriel by Anonymous103737 February 22, 2023

Gabberflasted

When one is flabbered beyond gasted they enter a state of Gabberflastedness, that of which is of pure shock, awe and the same gasps used by none other than sir william shakespear (one may inadvertently switch to speaking as if they were from the days of old england AKA fancy shmancy)
You:*GASP* I DARESAY GOOD FREIND, YOU GAVE ME QUITE A SCARE
Friend: did i flabbergast you?
You: far worse, for you see, i am gabberflasted
A black person that won't stop talking until he whips out a ruler and starts thrusting your mom with cum
Gabriel by spinferno April 24, 2023
Gabriel is the type of guy who has so much game but just doesn't know how to use it properly on females.
Gabriel has so much rizz, but he only uses it on the boys
Gabriel by AsianJigger May 10, 2023

Gabriel Jowell Rolon 

Gabriel Jowell Rolon, most say he's dumb as hell, some say they feel bad for him, some say he has a brick for a phone or that he looks like a background character in The Simpsons.... well that's all true.

Appearance: A decently tall young man with a forehead as big as my small ass backyard, he's usually seen sporting a pear of basketball pants and a Champion shirt with dark grey shoes.

Personality: Gabe is the one in the friend group who usually mocks the others with a callback or a snarky quote, it doesn't matter if your short or tall Gabe will be there to mock you. Gabe enjoys playing videogames such as the Hitman series of games and other stuff like Vampire Survivor's and playing in person RPGs like DND and Ancient Echo's.

Colleagues: Gabe knows a lot of people but here are the main ones: Jeremy Hall, Stephen Dulo, Alaadean Aziziyeh, Shea Ott, Brian Necro Manser, Matt Laney, Dennis Sutton, Thomas Ott, both Christains, Isaiah Price and Jonathan Barnes.

Enemy's: Stephen Dulo, Alaadean Aziziyeh, and Jonathan Barnes.
HEY DUDE, HOLY SHIT!!!! IS THAT GABRIEL JOWELL ROLON, DUDE ISAIAH REWIND!!!! I THINK I SAW GABE