green tulip

A green tulip is an action performed in a strip club. When a stripper lays on her back on stage and you put a dollar on her taint and before she can push it aside and continue her skankery you push it second knuckle deep in her brown eye so the portion of dollar bill not in her bowels resembles a green tulip.

My wife was so drunk she gave that nasty pig cupcake a green tulip last night.

green tulip by Jamie-T October 22, 2012

Green Tail 

When you blow weed smoke into a person's asshole, and they fart the smoke out.

Dude, Kelsey just blew the biggest green tail I've ever seen!

Green Tail by DaddyKinkojou January 30, 2017

green martin 

Mexican kid named Martin, who is always saying weird things and showing his dick to people. He also likes the color green, hence the name.

"You know that guy, Martin?"
"Yeah"
"He's a Green Martin!"

green martin by Little Poot Poot November 16, 2017

Green eyes 

The most pretty, amazing eyes in the world. Any boy or girl who has them should be greatful because they are very rare.

Guy 1: Why do you like sarah?
Guy 2: She has amazing green eyes

Green eyes by wooooooooo12 June 10, 2011

green onion 

a person (normally female) with poor genital hygiene.

Chelsea forgot to wash her vag for 6 days, and she turned into a green onion.

green onion by Urs V September 28, 2008

Green man ecstasy 

(n. -countable)
Specific to pedestrians in urban areas.

The euphoria felt when, in full stride, you reach an intersection just as the 'walk' sign illuminates thus not having to slow down whilst simultaneously overtaking all the fools who'd been stood there waiting for the signal to change.

Dude: All this stop/go nonsense is getting on my nerves!

Dude2: Yep - I need to be hooked up with some green man ecstasy!

"It was the quickest walk from the bus stop to here - I hit like 5 Green man esctasys in a row!"

Green man ecstasy by tweakyd July 10, 2009