Fucking Shitting Me

1) Is This Real?

2) this is a Problem

Etymology: Pennsylvanian Dutch

Are you fucking shitting me?

by Swoon4Heart April 24, 2022

Fuck Me in The Ass

Having a penis use your ass for its pleasure until it orgasms.

The act is not complete unless the penis cums in the ass it is fucking. If the penis does not cum it is simply an ass pounding.

Yeah i let him fuck me in the ass.

All the way?

Well yeah it wasnt just an ass pounding

by PPinA77 January 23, 2022

fuck me dad

When you forget the 'dy' when sexting.

man: hey bbg
girl: omg im so horny
girl: fuck me dad
man: bitch im not ur dad
girl: sorry i meant to type daddy
man: we're done whore

by arkenbarben September 23, 2020

Fuck me running

Fuck me running...

Fuck me running in the ass ... I can't believe this is happening to me Again.

by The#1 golden queen April 14, 2023

fuck me gently with a chainsaw

this phrase is used by heather chandler from heathers. its basically when you cant find a word strong enough to describe a situation and fuck doesnt work

person a: dude have you seen timmy? i lost him at the park a few days ago and his parents are coming back tomorrow. hes the kid im babysitting
person b: no i havent seen him
person a: fuck me gently with a chainsaw

by bastard orphan son of a whore September 7, 2023

Fuck me boots

White ankle high boots that girls in Southern California tend to wear in the spring. They often represent repressed feelings of daddy issues. And tend to represent an eagerness to fuck.

“Hey Hannah nice fuck me boots, let’s go to the bungalow and do some blow in our flowery dresses and then go to 800 degrees.”

by Captainmoon May 19, 2024

Come on fuck me emo boy

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no I am not typing that again
...
fine
Come on fuck me emo boy

by iminhellplshelpahhh July 2, 2024