the act of getting some buddies and hitting up a public bathroom with enough stalls for each, it should last approximately ten minutes. if one guy were to finish before another he would simply wash and wait all the while talking with the other brothers still taking care of business. Great for meeting new people and talking about more private matters
-Where were you guys? "we were taking a team smash!"
-Team smash anyone? "give me five minutes and I will be good to go"
-Team smash anyone? "give me five minutes and I will be good to go"
by ManikMonster May 7, 2010

by Dubiks April 30, 2019

by Marko June 24, 2004

your schools group of sloots that get with every guy you know at one point throughout the year, generally underclassmen wanting attention from older dudes
<darius> we need some bitches dude this shits mad sausage...
<thomas> call up the team!!!!!!
<wes> team sloot!!
<thomas> call up the team!!!!!!
<wes> team sloot!!
by Hilarious Darius August 23, 2006

Typically just a corporate term for a piss up.
The act of spending company dollars on booze in an attempt to make a work team get on better.
Likely to backfire and actually break down a team due to the free nature of the booze and it's much-loved disinhibition, coupled with an abhorrence of your colleagues. Watch out for a drunkfession, drunkfrontation and an assortment of drunkidity.
Crafty managers have been known to use this as a ploy to remove a disliked employee.
The act of spending company dollars on booze in an attempt to make a work team get on better.
Likely to backfire and actually break down a team due to the free nature of the booze and it's much-loved disinhibition, coupled with an abhorrence of your colleagues. Watch out for a drunkfession, drunkfrontation and an assortment of drunkidity.
Crafty managers have been known to use this as a ploy to remove a disliked employee.
So you understand that your behaviour at the team building exercise was in breach of your employment contract and our code of donduct, so we have no choice to terminate your employment.
(Cheers in next office quickly muffled by bacon & egg rolls)
(Cheers in next office quickly muffled by bacon & egg rolls)
by Greeenie June 16, 2011

The blue team of Pokémon Go. While easily the most popular team in the game, the majority seems to be the most butthurt. When they're not busy getting their gyms taken from them, they can be found on various forums either touting how smart they are, or calling Team Valor brainless jocks.
Thrilling.
When encountered in the wild, the bulk of Team Mystic seems to be made up of teenagers or salty neckbeards complaining about the heat.
Thrilling.
When encountered in the wild, the bulk of Team Mystic seems to be made up of teenagers or salty neckbeards complaining about the heat.
by Budhurt July 25, 2016

n. a derogatory term used to describe a person or people whom one feels is lower than the cum that gets stuck in your pubes when you get lazy
Steven: "Sorry dude, that sucks that she has a boyfriend. Is he at least cool?"
Steve: "Nah, he's a fuckin' flamer. He's probably on the band team."
Steve: "Nah, he's a fuckin' flamer. He's probably on the band team."
by Railsplitter December 27, 2008
