Oh no, it takes less time for me too shoot the goose now than it did 5 years ago. Is that a common problem?
by Edge January 2, 2004
Get the shooting the goosemug. Man 1: "Damn it, I keep shooting blanks! I can't wait for my plan to expire, so that I can get a new phone with a WORKING keyboard."
Man 2: "Man, I wish I had that problem with my girlfriend, but I wouldn't re-up until I'm at least 30."
Man 1: "I take it that you started praying for false positives?"
Man 2: "Man, I wish I had that problem with my girlfriend, but I wouldn't re-up until I'm at least 30."
Man 1: "I take it that you started praying for false positives?"
by jsmith9 August 24, 2010
Get the Shooting blanksmug. This is when you're sitting on the toilet after a hellacious night of binge drinking, releasing the kraken of your asshole into the porcelain abyss, and you realize...
"Oh, man I'm gonna puke"
But there's no trash can in sight, so you have to "shoot the gap." For the gentleman, pull your cock and balls somewhere out of sight and aim..
This is the epitome of epic bodily fluid excavation.
"Oh, man I'm gonna puke"
But there's no trash can in sight, so you have to "shoot the gap." For the gentleman, pull your cock and balls somewhere out of sight and aim..
This is the epitome of epic bodily fluid excavation.
by GeorgeStephanopolos April 4, 2011
Get the Shoot the Gapmug. by john messenger October 11, 2006
Get the poop shootmug. When you fold over a few sheets of toilet paper and place them floating on top of the water like a river raft before you dump. When you shit, it lands on the paper, but doesn't allow water to splash up- thus attaining a splashless crap.
Charmin Ultra is the best material.
Charmin Ultra is the best material.
Dave: Dude, yesterday, I had the brown bomber attack.
Jake: Damn. Did you drag shoot it?
Dave: Of course, I don't want to have a wet seat!
Jake: Damn. Did you drag shoot it?
Dave: Of course, I don't want to have a wet seat!
by Jeff Ward December 9, 2007
Get the Drag Shootmug. A game where a group of guys go out and try to get with the ugliest chick there. The guy with the ugliest chick wins the game.
That girl would totally win if we were playing owl shooting.
Dude, did you see that fucking ugly fat chick Martin got with? He totally won at owl shooting.
Dude, did you see that fucking ugly fat chick Martin got with? He totally won at owl shooting.
by taschenmuschi May 25, 2011
Get the owl shootingmug. And expression used when two or more people (usually friends) carry on a friendly conversation or a discussion.
by draftphunk July 11, 2011
Get the shooting the shitmug.