Oh no, it takes less time for me too shoot the goose now than it did 5 years ago. Is that a common problem?
by Edge January 02, 2004
Man 1: "Damn it, I keep shooting blanks! I can't wait for my plan to expire, so that I can get a new phone with a WORKING keyboard."
Man 2: "Man, I wish I had that problem with my girlfriend, but I wouldn't re-up until I'm at least 30."
Man 1: "I take it that you started praying for false positives?"
Man 2: "Man, I wish I had that problem with my girlfriend, but I wouldn't re-up until I'm at least 30."
Man 1: "I take it that you started praying for false positives?"
by jsmith9 August 24, 2010
This is when you're sitting on the toilet after a hellacious night of binge drinking, releasing the kraken of your asshole into the porcelain abyss, and you realize...
"Oh, man I'm gonna puke"
But there's no trash can in sight, so you have to "shoot the gap." For the gentleman, pull your cock and balls somewhere out of sight and aim..
This is the epitome of epic bodily fluid excavation.
"Oh, man I'm gonna puke"
But there's no trash can in sight, so you have to "shoot the gap." For the gentleman, pull your cock and balls somewhere out of sight and aim..
This is the epitome of epic bodily fluid excavation.
by GeorgeStephanopolos March 11, 2011
by john messenger October 11, 2006
by Booty Chooer July 29, 2009
A game where a group of guys go out and try to get with the ugliest chick there. The guy with the ugliest chick wins the game.
That girl would totally win if we were playing owl shooting.
Dude, did you see that fucking ugly fat chick Martin got with? He totally won at owl shooting.
Dude, did you see that fucking ugly fat chick Martin got with? He totally won at owl shooting.
by taschenmuschi May 03, 2011
And expression used when two or more people (usually friends) carry on a friendly conversation or a discussion.
by draftphunk July 11, 2011