a thing that makes your foot look less ugly than it already does. also helps you move your foot without yelping and screaming in pain. this is random. no pun intended. just like this dumb definition so its the first on the page. thank you ladies and gentleman dogs cats and wolves.
"jack, thats sum really good foot cream"
"foot cream makes it easier to wear your crepes"
"oi blad gimme your crepes"
if you are not british you won't understand. THIS IS A WARNING.
"foot cream makes it easier to wear your crepes"
"oi blad gimme your crepes"
if you are not british you won't understand. THIS IS A WARNING.
by Shaqmanshotop April 20, 2019
Get the Foot Creammug. by MaroonDog July 29, 2016
Get the Foot Parasitemug. A large, unsightly, very ugly foot that is possibly hairy. A really bad hog foot has yellow fungus ridden toe nails or is missing them all together. Other characteristics of a hog foot include calluses, bunions, corns, warts, in-growns, hammer-toe, and spurs.
by Crystal Summers April 4, 2011
Get the hog footmug. Has the biggest shlong imaginable. HE WILL LITERALLY READ YOUR MIND AND FUCK YOUR FAMILY IN A MATTER OF SECOND WITH HIS 94 FOOT PENIS.
by Noah’s Left Middle Toe October 17, 2020
Get the Noah’s Footmug. The quality of a seamless transition between leg and foot, usually marked by even coloring and a seemingly impossible lack of seems between pants and shoe. Not to be confused with cankles.
by makinwordsdrunkk April 13, 2008
Get the leg-footmug. a foot girl is female that has a mistress, this mistress will beat and whip her foot girl then proceeds to watch her suck her toes, it is very rare for to find a foot girl not sucking tes
The bratty sister had enough of her younger sister's bad attitude so she then said, "Hey foot girl get in here and suck my toes, make them nice and wet!" The younger sister knew she had no choice and replied, "Yes mistress." She obeyed her mistress/sisters commands, one being "Shut up and lick between my toes, foot girl!"
by 876590- December 7, 2020
Get the foot girlmug. 