foot funglis

basically foot fungus with an a phat L

“yo she smelt like foot funglish”

by footfungli August 17, 2019

Trey foot

A guy who thinks he has shoe game but really gets his shoes from goodwill

Dude you got trey foot.

by Trey asscrack May 14, 2015

wiggle foot

A black brown bird with a yellow beak that wiggles when it walks

Maya: "I just saw a flock of wiggle feet!"
Bert: "What are those"
Maya: "it's a brown and black bird that wiggles when it walks"
Bert: "That's rad, I want a wiggle foot !"

by Banananananassss August 1, 2016

Old Foot

An unkempt woman.
A promiscuous middle aged woman.

Look pan dis ya old foot.

by Jamaicangem September 7, 2021

Skunk's foot

The opposite of a rabbit's foot. An unlucky charm.

When I play cards or slots with my wife I always lose - she is a real skunk's foot.

by bosmo November 14, 2016

Trigger foot

The foot in which you step on and fart when you have the walking farts.

Why do you only fart when you step on your right foot? That's my trigger foot, man!!

by Deplorable Texan February 25, 2017

Foot Long

It is a type of human poop that when shitted can be measured 12" long and two inches thick. Depending on what you have been eating it may include kernels of corn.

I finally shitted a foot long dump today. It was magnificent. A piece of art.

by Mr. Homophobia June 22, 2023