learn to fly

great song on the foo fighters 3rd album there is nothing left to lose.

I love learn to fly!

by futuramafan February 16, 2008

Flying Carl

When you shit in a sock and then hit someone in the head with it. Sometimes mistakingly refered to as a Hot Carl.

My neighbor had been running over my garbage cans lately so I snuck up behind him one night and wacked him with a Flying Carl.

by SI-Ex-Pat January 15, 2010

shake the fly

another slang term for masturbate

Who can tell me how to shake the fly? Jillian can!! Said Anthony and Shane

by Please dont squeeze me!! June 5, 2009

cows fly

the act of multiple bovines suspended in mid-air or in mid-air motion. used as a way to compare with something seemingly impossible or unpermitted by authorities.

A: hey, do you think your parents will let us borrow the car so we could drive halfway across the country to see that adults-only Metalheadz concert? B: Yes they will...and cows fly.

by Spritaek April 26, 2011

Whales That Fly

A version of "What the Fuck?" used when the real phrase is either inappropriate and/or insufficient to show how surprised/annoyed you are. After all, whales don't fly.

--> usually used when you can't believe what a curve-ball life just threw you.

1)
-Teacher: "Okay, hand in your essays."
-Students: "You didn't assign any essay..."
-Teacher: "What? I told 2nd period, so you should have known. Turn them in please."
-Students: "Whales That Fly?????"

2)
*you try to take cell phone out of pocket but it accidentally falls and the screen cracks*
-You: "Ugh! Whales That Fly."

by madMFG November 6, 2010

Flying Dumbo

The act of sticking your penis in a woman's ear as you ejaculate while simultaneously giving her a Wet Willy in the other ear and screaming "Can you hear the ocean?"

On their third date, Tommy showed how much he cared about Amanda by giving her a Flying Dumbo

by Pickled Pickle January 14, 2008

chill fly

when a person or something is awesome

that girls outfit is chill fly

by srhs_cheergirl January 27, 2008