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Flurf

A catagory of small animals, usualy that of the rodent family, and in some special cases cats. Usualy with short, small legs, a flurf will lie on its back when in danger, warding off predators with its overly lush, thick belly fur.
Equiped with small teeth and black lips, Flurfs have the ability to swiftly steal pieces of sausage in the night.
"that friggin flurf stole my sausage"
by Wiznon May 5, 2007
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Pussy Fluffer

A submissive, usually a cuckolded male, who performs oral sex on a dominant woman, prior to her having sex with another man, in order to make her sufficiently aroused and lubricated for sexual intercourse.
Mistress Julie's houseboy also doubled as her pussy fluffer. He would clean her luxurious apartment prior to her dates, and then ready his owner for sex with a well-hung bull by going down on her. The bull would take it from there. Sometimes the houseboy would watch his owner get pound fucked, while other times Mistress would send him out of the room.
by Nigel Badman March 1, 2014
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fluffer nutter

A sandwich that is made with marshmellow cream and peanut butter.
I never ate another P.B.& J. from the moment I first tried a fluffer nutter. They're the best tasting sandwiches around!
by glyph November 14, 2002
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pink fluffy unicorn

a cute little pony that likes to dance on rainbows :D
by Nyan cat WTF June 6, 2011
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fluffernugget

noun. Also known as the common housecat. In certain coastal areas of New England, this term can also be used to describe any adorable creature, but primaily refers to those in the family Felidae, or feline species.
I need to use a lintbrush to remove all of the fluffernugget fuzz from my sweater.

The fluffernugget at the animal shelter is named Lord Fuzzybottom.
by fenian75nw June 7, 2010
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Fluffscular

A fluffy but muscular man. (Or girl, but that would be fucking EGH)
Rob is such a fluffscular guy! At least according to Dosmac.
by The Guru Turtle October 29, 2008
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Flufflez

1. To wrap a person or pet with something fluffy so that that person or pet becomes a giant fluffy object.

Originates from Mr. Fluff from Kirby's Epic Yarn video game for the Wii. In that game, when Mr. Fluff or Kirby touches a snowball, he ends up being stuck inside of a giant rolling snowball. Thus, before a person picks up and throws his/her partner into a snowball to cause that partner to become a giant snowball, he/she must shout: "I will flufflez you!"

2. A soft edible food (such as ice cream or whip cream) that you put on other food (usually a waffle).
Allen flufflez Erica's dog, Zoey, with a comfy blanket.

I want some flufflez on my wafflez, please.
by Flufflez 'n Wafflez Inc December 24, 2010
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