When you decide to leave everything to the last minute so you stay up until 7AM to finish it. Bonus points if you go to McDonald's in 2 hour intervals for a coffee break.
by cutmantate March 2, 2019
Get the 7AM Flex mug.The act of bragging, recounting, one-upping, about a traumatic life event - physical (i.e. road rash, bad cramps, etc.), medical emergency (anything from a splinter to a widowmaker heart attack), mental health related (“The cheese slid off my cracker in 20__”), major life event (someone you loved croaked or croaked themselves), or emotionally inflicted (from a breakup to being gang raped by a whole Archdiocese of priests and nuns), even bemoaning one’s racial plight and/or difficulties associated with their sexuality/gender identification/you-name-it.
It is simply a ploy to garner sympathy and attention, perhaps intersectional leverage. Quite an effective strategic tool.
It is simply a ploy to garner sympathy and attention, perhaps intersectional leverage. Quite an effective strategic tool.
(Ned): “Did I tell you that I endured four weeks of chest pains before I had my heart attack, stroke, and Exploding Colon Syndrome?”
(Jacques): “Ya. Fifteen times since Juneteeenth. Maybe get checked for the ‘heimers, too. And quit with the trauma flexing. It pisses off everyone and makes me uncomfortable, you dong.”
(Jacques): “Ya. Fifteen times since Juneteeenth. Maybe get checked for the ‘heimers, too. And quit with the trauma flexing. It pisses off everyone and makes me uncomfortable, you dong.”
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A muscle man, woman or thon that is into flexing in the gym and outside the gym with materialistic wealth and gym equipment, they are interested in futuristic fashion and anything Sci Fi.
by Baylien Culture December 29, 2021
Get the Flex-a-tron mug.The meaning of dumb flex is to flex as much as possible !! Like a stupid flex! Or crazy flex. Dumb flex is being lit in all your might!! Whether it be clothing cars jewellery or even just your aura! Show off what you can🤪
by AlRaz February 11, 2021
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