father

The rationally-thinking parent. Helps you solve the strangest problems, unlike the mother who just whines at you.

Me: So get this: I've got this homework assignment in biology that requires me to use the book. However, we only have a class set, and they're not to be taken out of the class under any circumstances.

Father's possible response: Hmmm... so if you can't take out a book, how are you supposed to do the assignment? Maybe if we looked up the information online...

Mother's possible response: Great, now you can't do the assignment, which means you're gonna get a 0, which means you'll fail and will have to take the year all over again!

If I could choose who I wanted to live with, I'd choose my dad. Then again, I'll never be able to see my best friend again... Such a dilemma...

by Tisteca February 11, 2008

Father Michael McGivney Catholic Academy

Waste bucket school full of brown mans bumping toronto tracks on their pmall speakers, Chinese mans rockin fake gear, and filipino mans who hang out with black mans. There are no sweet shordies and alotta sweet mandem wasting their good looks. Daquan runs this school

Guy: “Yo fam you wanna run the aux cord and bump tracks?”
Guy 2: “say no more famo wallahi im bumping kmoney”
Guy 1: wow are you from Father Michael McGivney Catholic Academy

by Ripsmokedawg January 12, 2019

God Father

A fat ass philly blunt.

this is the God Father of blunts man!

by K to the EVIN February 20, 2007

father

1). a cash machine
2). taxi driver
3). present giver
4). resident nagger

i need a lift to town, ohh an can you give ******** a lift 2?

by hee hee November 17, 2003

fatherless

people who use this word are probably just part of the boyzzz or just annoying. why should not having a dad even matter?

annoying person: fatherless 😂😂
another person: you're unfunny

by mxnight_ September 29, 2021

fatherfucker

The gay equivalent of a motherfucker, since, of course, a homosexual wouldn't fuck his mother.

'Ey, did you see that skinny-ass dyed-haired little hipster shit over there? Fuckin' gay-ass fatherfucker.

by Neocoustic March 21, 2016

Father

A familial member unbeknownst to black people.

Person A: Hey Tyrone Jenkins, where's your father?

Person B: Nigga what the fuck is a father?

by Nig Cur October 3, 2018