salmon expert

Someone who attempts to educate others on a topic that they really know nothing about to show off.

“Max was helping Brian with his chemistry homework the other day, even though he got an F in the subject!”

“Bros a salmon expert”

by LuckyAtticus December 18, 2024

Backshot Expert

Someone who is an Expert at giving Backshots, particularly ones that leave the ass destroyed and the legs unable to walk.

"Holy shit Josh!!! my ass is totally destroyed, you're the Backshot Expert!!!!"

by fallench_green December 26, 2024

abduction experience

When you wake up in the middle of the night to a bright light lowering on top of you, but you just realize it's the gf trying to find your micro nanometer cock with her phone flashlight out.

"AAAHHH AHHH, I'm okay with the probe thing btw just don't fuck my parrot!"

"it's just me you fucking retard, now help me find this meat, It's worse than that time I lost my butt plug in Mahmood's afro"

"oh shit I thought I was having an abduction experience, so no probe then huh?"

by Schrodinger's cock pasta February 25, 2025

Golden experience Requiem shit

A shit when right as you get up you gotta shit again, this loop goes on for a long time

The golden experience requiem shit left on the toilet for 3 and a half hours.

by British better than french March 3, 2025

Religious experience

Walking endlessly with the peakest of music on, Geese

I had religious experience yesterday
I walked for miles, listening to Geese.

by ihateithereplzzzhelp March 16, 2026

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by .6.9.7.6.ArimorylulA.8.3.0.5. July 21, 2025

Keyboard expert

Someone who has to stroke their ego by trying to educate people on social media platforms.

I'm tired of keyboard experts chiming in like they are the smartest person on the internet.

by Draskvin October 10, 2025