ethan morton

Long mf schlong, not for a girl looking for a starter dick. dis mans with spread yo legs like you spread nutella on a sandwich. he’ll clap cheeks like a damn applauses. Ever wanted to know why it’s like to shaft yourself with a 14 inch still pipe from Home Depot?? look no further, just hook up with this man

guy-“aye you know ethan morton?”
girl-“how else do you think i got this bad limp”

by urbanmilf69 July 24, 2018

Ethan

He’s an okay guy. Can be gay af. Xoxo

Wow Ethan is being gay af right now

by Ethan’s bff September 12, 2018

Ethan’s fetish

A fetish for men’s poop

There’s a turd in the basement and the dog ate it he must have Ethan’s fetish

by Suman Graeber September 24, 2018

Ethan Redd

A stupid faggot.

Ethan Redd smokes in a bathroom and gets caught by a thot.

by hyugdryukersafiea November 7, 2018

ethan dennis

A savage and is very funny but he was adopted by a bomber in quatomala

Ethan Dennis is a savage

by Ethan Dennis November 12, 2018

Ethan

A stupid whore who no one likes

Girl #1: last night ethan tried to talk to me!
Girl #2: oh my gosh i feel so bad for you...

by someone yummy November 26, 2018

ETHAN

Approaching someone with speed, followed by invasion of personal space and repeated pocking motions.

He did an „Ethan”

by lil boi 68 November 29, 2018