Skip to main content

Ethan

A white boy who bleaches his hair. A boy who always has girlfriend even if it means 2 in a day. But he's cool in situations sometimes.
That guy just bleached his hair
Must be a Ethan
mugGet the Ethan mug.

ethan

hes quite weird and he will most likely make you mad. he has low self esteem but is quite cute. he is nice sometimes and will make you cry a fuckton of times.
person A; ugh ethan made me cry again.
person B; yeah he does that alot.
by lol_I_suck June 11, 2018
mugGet the ethan mug.

Ethan

A mythical lanky cum-like pedophile that looks at your kids very interestingly. When you see him, run away because he’ll kill you and rape your children .
Holy shit it’s Ethan!”
“I know. I want to fuck him, but he’ll take my children.”
by ChuyChugh September 19, 2019
mugGet the Ethan mug.

Ethan

An emo kid with bangs that always has to run his mouth. Loves picking fights, but one day, he’ll get smashed in the face good.
Ethan: Give me my seat back!! *screeches*
Random Dude: Stfu, loser *punches*
by KayMF!! June 18, 2020
mugGet the Ethan mug.

Ethan

Ethan is very homophobic and can be a jerk sometimes but he means well I guess.
i guess he's cool but not really because being homophobic isn't very cash money
Ethan: ugh I hate gays
me: yeesh, Ethan why you gotta be like that? man, people would like you more if you were more open to the entire friccing world
by tiktokisdestroyinglives May 22, 2020
mugGet the Ethan mug.

Ethan

A man that is hated by 99% of the people he knows, he tends to try and "flex" but it normally turns into him looking like a fool of himself. He tends to strike out with the ladies leading to his udder destiny as a backup dancer for Disney on Ice
Ethan sucked off the whole football team then gave them all a tbh/rdh.
by JakeWerk February 8, 2019
mugGet the Ethan mug.

Ethan

Ethan could beat Chad’s ass from kappa pi delta in pong anyday
by braddydaddy January 24, 2019
mugGet the Ethan mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email